My earliest human memory is of me at about 2 years of age. It was Christmas and my older brothers had purchased a baby doll for me. I remember opening the box and pulling out the doll… then whacking them both with it because the doll was blonde and I’m a brunette. The doll was therefore defective.
LOL Aren’t little sisters the best?
To be clear, this is my earliest HUMAN memory … as opposed to my earliest ANDROID / ALIEN / MUTANT / OTHER UNKNOWN SEMI-BIOLOGICAL ENTITY memory. :P
Do you wish you were a member of the Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist Club? Well you can show your fan worship for the members with this fab shirt with artwork by Ryan Astle. Another super cool tee available today only from the folks over at TeeFury.